We’ve got less than a week to go and I’m still FAT!!!

Hello my lovely roomies,

I’m so excited! This is my first blog post to you as I’m starting to prepare for the AMAZING BINGO CRUISE!!!

Yes! I am going on the cruise with Tommy, CM Chica and our lovely 2 winners to do some high quality P-A-R-T-Y-I-N-G! And you will be there with us every step of the way.

We will update you with photos, hopefully videos, latest updates on our misbehaviors…, full juicy details about the hot men, the sexy (let’s hope…) Italian crew, the clothes, the food, the drinks, the parties, the whole works!

But! There is only one big MEGA HUGGGGGGGGE problem: Have you recently seen me in a bikini?

To help you understand the full aspects of the problem, here is an example:

Do you get what I’m saying now? LOL

BTW…. do you like my bikini? It’s the latest fashion in the woods (made it myself). Will design bikinis for you for LPs LOL

Anyway, I hope the ship will be strong enough to carry me.

Talk to you later,

The HappyHourFairy

xxxx