Poem/ Rhyme Competition!
Dear 888ladies Co-Conspirators
I have a challenge for you all and it’s dedicated to jencat68 who came up with this superb little poem in order to try and gain The Happy Hour Fairy’s freedom!
To the customs officer in chargethank you for reading
this our wish for fairy’s freedom
that we are pleading To bring us good luck
we need her back home
with her leprechaun husband
and best friend the gnome The fairy dust she was carrying
was not for personal use
but for us her fav roomies
so please please let her loose So were begging u to let her go
or Chica’s boot you’ll feel
she may be just a fairy to you
but to us shes very real Shes our Happy Hour Fairy
without her we are sad
so set her free we plead to you
and make us very glad.
This has been sent to the Happy Hour Fairy in the clink and it moved her terribly…. 
So in order to keep her spirits up as a temporary inmate, please send in your rhymes and poems which will give her a laugh and help her get through this difficult time….
….2000LPs for the winner!!!!
The Happy Hour Fairy, through her lawyer, the Devilish Sprite, says that she misses you all and hopes to be back with her family in the woods and all you guys very soon!
Also, thanks for the inventive ways of getting The Happy Hour Fairy out, we are mulling them over and I will announce the winner tomorrow. In the meantime, TommyGntlmn is using his female contacts in the US homeland security to try and secure the Happy Hour Fairy’s release through conventional means……
Once again, well done to jencat68 for cheering up the Happy Hour Fairy, you are very talented!
Signing off……
……Agent008
12 comments
Come on roomies
write a rhyme
its not that hard
do it line by line
Lets cheer up fairy
stuck in her cell
till shes released
we wish her well
With tommys help
and agents too
we need your help
with poems from you
So come on guys
the more you write
poems are needed
to win this fight
only one way i can think of
to set the fairy free
is to unlock the door for her
and give the points to me! lol
cheer up fairy
dont be sad
just keep smiling
so u dont go mad
poor little fairy
so far away
there must be
something to get
you home today
dont be sad
dont have a frown
as we will give u
a special crown
when u come on
to play the game
u will have lots
and lots of fame
cheer up fairy we,ll get you out
away from those guards with the sad lonely pouts
away from the smells of stale pale ale
back into the arms of a fit hunky male
dont be sad keep your chin up high
and stop thinking oh my oh why
you,ll be released soon
under the star light moon
you shall return to us safe
sometimes when things
dont go our way
we get so upset
it ruins our day
its hard sometimes
when we feel bad
not to think about our troubles
and not to get mad
we have to take
the bad with the good
i know its hard
but we should
i understand
what your going through
if you need me
im here for you
so cheer up and
xxxxxx 
dont let things get you down
focus on the good in your life
theres plenty to be found
it wont be long before your back around
We are all sat here going a bit mad
Thinking about poor fairy been down and sad
Dont worry girl we will soon have you out
That for sure we have no doubt
Those gaurds had better be treating you good
Otherwise there will be losing there manhood
As our fairy will come out of this unmarred
She a tough cookie we know so be on your gaurd
Back home soon with your husband the leprechaun
So tired from your adventures ohhh what a yawn
You will be back playing your fav game
People will be talking about you as if your a dame
I will be playing the next big game
Hoping i win like fairy that is my aim
Im hoping im not one of them thats going to lose
As im wishing and praying i win the next cruise
Soo come on girls scream and shout
We want our fairy back out and about
Playing the game thats she is mad about
Looking for numbers like twenties and thirties
There nothing quite like playing bingo on 888ladies
OUR FAIRY HAS BEEN A WANDERING
SINGING LOUDLY IN DINGLY DELL
HER VOICE WAS SO HAUNTING
THEY’VE LOCKED HER IN A CELL
WE ALL,KNOW THAT SHE IS FULL OF FUN
LIKES TO GIGGLE, SING AND SHOUT
BUT WHEN THE NEW DAY DOES COME
WHO IS GOING TO LET HER OUT
OUR FAIRY HAS FLOWN FAR AND WIDE
AND SHE SETTLES DOWN TO SLEEP
WITH HER FAIRY DUST BY HER SIDE
SO UPSET SHE STARTS TO WEEP
ALL SEND LOVE TO OUR FAIRY FRIEND
AND SWEET DREAMS THEY WILL FLOW
WHEN THIS NIGHT COMES TO AN END
THE JAILER WILL LET HER GO
are poor little fairy all locked up in jail
oh my god what a tail
what will happen to all are luck?
without it we will all be stuck
her little bit of magic in every game
always helps to lesson the pain
so try not to worry little bingo fairy
it might be hard and a little bit hairy
but sure enough and hopefully soon
you will be free and we will all be over the moon
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh lovely fairy
you are so sad
locked away
it seems so bad
but do not worry,
never fear
for the 888 ladies
are always here
and on the worst of days
when your all alone
and you cant have a chat
or a really good moan
just remember we’re here
and thinking of you
and hopefully soon
you wont feel so blue
i know you’ll feel unhappy
to see us so upset
but you’re our fairy and we love you
and we simply cant forget
all the lovely memories
that you have left behind
bring us so much comfort
but still we always find
however good the memories
they always make us cry
we’ve wept a thousand teardrops
since the day you said goodbye
happy hour fairy has tied her wings
she can only escape if she sings
we’ve seen her on the kareoke page
which means she may never leave her cage.
a song in tune is what she needs
a song in which she leads
fellow inmates their breathes a purging
singing heartily “like a werrrrrrrrginnnnn”
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