888ladies Housewives…What will Happen Next?!?!? It’s up to you!!
My Dear 888ladies
The next exciting chapter of the 888ladies Housewives drama has just come in! kirstiesmom will receive 250 Soap Points for this effort whilst the ever excellent cbrazel will get 100 Soap Points for her version. As the 888ladies Soap Awards After Party competition is fast coming to an end, the next chapter will be for good, old-fashioned LPs!
For every entry for the next part that will follow on to kazkirst’s clever and funny version, below, there will be 1,000Lps! The winning next episode will earn the story writer a fantastic 3,000LPs – that’s 3 quid more of lovely 888ladies bingo!!
Here is the next part of the 888ladies saga for your pleasure!:
“Its for you love.” as sumfin4nuffin answered, the voice on the telephone rasped a plea, “Please help me! I’ve lost my memory I can’t remember who is getting the award tonight at the soap awards…”
Sumfin4nuffin was about to reply when suddenly she remembered agent’s warning.
“Nice try agentchicken but I’m afraid you’ve tried it on with the wrong person,
I’m an 888 lady you’ll have to try harder than that to fool one of us!”
Slamming down the phone sumfin4nuffin chuckled to herself.
“Now to prepare, where did I put that check list?” As sumfin4nuffin searched her draws she exclaimed “Whoop whoop!” as she found her list of things to do before the big night.
1) Play a game at 888’s (just to get in the party spirit better have a glass of wine).
2) Run a nice bath with loads of scented bubbles.
3) Shave legs (CH Kristian might just be on his own and needing company!)
4) Have another glass of wine (just to calm the nerves!)
5) Check for any winnings on 888 and pre-buy games (Don’t miss out on winning the big one!)
6) Make up, Hair, dress and perfume.
Following the list sumfin4nuffin arrived at the door just as the gleaming limo pulled up out side.
“Don’t wait up honey I could be very late!”
As the driver opened the door for sumfin4nuffin to enter the limo she thought she saw a feather on his suit.
“No It Can’t possibly be ……. Can It?”
To be continued …..
I look forward to your efforts!
Signing off…….
……..Agent008
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Sumfin4nuffin stepped out of her limo quietly saying to herself “dont mess up dont mess up” the door opened the flashes of light blinded her wow those cameras are bright! she slided out her right foot on the floor, then her left she stood in all her glamour posing at the cameras until… “ah leave her lads she aint a celebrity i wouldnt get 50p for her picture!” the cameramen turned away.
Tearfully she started to walk up the carpet trying her best to ignore their jibes and moans at her but the only she stood with her head held high and said “I couldnt care less boys im an 888 lady !”
She took her seat and waited to be called her hands trembling her legs crossed “god i need a pee ” she thought.
She ran to the loo powdered her nose then as she tried to leave crack the door knob came off “oh god no not now pls!!” she was trapped in the smelly loo listening to the awards thinking please someone get me out! would she get out in time?
To be continued
sitting in the limo sumfin4nuffin called to the driver “I wonder if they’ll be serving food tonight?”
“I’m not sure madam” replied the driver.
“my favourite is chicken” sumfin4nuffin mused, while watch the driver through his mirror.
“oh” was the squeaked reply.
“yes chicken chassuer, chicken supreme, southern fried chicken in fact chicken of any kind, why are you all right? you’ve gone a funny colour”
“We are here madam” just let me get the door for you”
As sumfin4nufin stepped out on to the pavement the driver, who was looking a bit green in the face, croaked “I hope you have a lovely evening watching the awards … I believe someone special is receiving an award tonight?”
Sumfin4nufin smiled and replied ” yes indeed shall i give them your congratulations…….Agentchicken?”
Sumfin4nufin walked through the doors and found her self in a sea of glamour.
“This must be what dorothy felt like in the wizard of Oz!”
The wine flowed the evening was a huge success and Sumfin4nuffin watched as ch Kristian (a special favourite of hers) received his award.
“The only thing that could top this evening is if i win the £8888 game next friday!”
fingers crossed good luck everyone!
sumfin4nuffin sipped the cold champagne as she drove to the awards in the limo, they pulled up outside and she waited for the door to open, her nerves were making her tummy do somersaults, she slinkily slipped out the limo and adjusted her dress…
cameras were flashing, the crowds were cheering, sumfin4nuffin felt like a film star as she walked along the red carpet to the entrance, once inside she took her place backstage to await her moment in the spotlight.
The announcement came “please welcome onto the stage sumfin4nuffin to present the winner of the best stunt person award”
The crowd cheered and clapped as sumfin4nuffin nervously walked onto the stage, ” good evening ladies and gentlemen” she began ” the nominations for the best stunt person are…….”
sumfin4nuffin watched the screen as the voiceover guy announced the nominations, then she announced ” the winner is….. kristian for eastenders”
A huge rapture of applause broke out as a blonde haired figure got up and walked towards the stage………
“oh my goddddddddddddd” sumfin4nuffin silently shrieked to herself…..
“kristian’s wearing same dress as me!!”
to be continued………
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